To be sung
along to the tune of 'Bohemian Rhapsody' by Queen. If you
don't watch Babylon 5, you won't get this.
this the after life, if so what a tragedy
Caught in the battle, soon gone from your TV screen
Open my mind, look up to Delenn and see
just a Brit boy, no need for this Ranger
Because Im cheesy yes, cheesy no?
Little future and a little slow
Anyway the show goes, theres no longer a place for me
Just killed himself
Put the staff down by his bed
Soliloquise no more youre dead
Marcus! Your time is up
All for the love of Ivanova
Marcus! Ooh Didnt need to do this thing
Her contracts up and she won't be again this time tomorrow
Carry on in Babylon cos she no longer matters
late, your heart is broke
Your voice sends shivers up my spine, got hair like Calvin Klien
Goodbye everybody Im going now
Gotta leave B5 behind and sign for dole
Marcus! Ooh Let the Ruskie die
I sometimes wish shed never been signed at all
see a little silhouetto of a man
Its the shadows, the shadows
Thunderbolts and lightning Very nice effects indeed
GKar and Londo, GKar and Londo
Sounds like Gallileo a bit to me
just a dead Brit, fans didnt like me
(Hes just a Ranger with some funny tendencies)
Spare him a part in the spin-off movie
Easy come, easy GO
Will you let him go JMS?
Yes, I will let him go
Let her go!
Let him stay!
Let her go!
Let him stay
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh Jason Carter what will you be doing?
Probably a bit part on MST3K for me
you think you can sack me and get a Brit psi
So you think Byron can waffle on better than I?
Oh Straczynski, dont do this to me Straczynski
Just gotta mad, just gotta be bad and dangerous to know
All your fans can see
Im the one with talent
Please take pity on me
Any way the show goes